Cat’s Justice
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The bench has whiskers

Cat’s Justice

Every small grievance now carries federal consequences.

Cat’s Justice
The cat judge raising a gavel at a wooden bench beside a shattered glass

Night Court

At dusk, the Chief Feline Justice returns to the bench with one glowing charge and a gavel heavy enough to settle furniture disputes. The evidence is usually a fallen glass, an unauthorized vacuum, or a door closed without consultation. Proceedings are brief. The stare lasts longer. When the gavel lands, every room becomes Cat’s Jurisdiction.

Terms of Judgment

The court recognizes five durable principles. They apply before breakfast, during zoomies, and whenever a box changes hands.

  1. Court Name

    Cat’s Justice, with apostrophe intact and patience omitted.

  2. Ticker

    $CATJUDGE, entered plainly on every authorized purchase.

  3. Presiding Power

    The gavel closes arguments before they become explanations.

  4. Standing Rule

    All unattended chairs transfer immediately to feline custody.

  5. Final Appeal

    One slow blink, filed before the next nap.

Justice lands on all four paws.